i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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