Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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