summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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