I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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