Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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