Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
