We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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