i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
tell me about the eggs
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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