Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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