He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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