Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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