I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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