How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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