He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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