so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
tell me about the eggs
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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