i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
All I want is dick and wine.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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