Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Shame - the story of my life.
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