I look better un-naked...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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