She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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