Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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