If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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