oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That's how pantless uber rides happen
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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