I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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