its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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