so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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