There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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