No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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