He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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