hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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