Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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