I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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