I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I see more hoeing in ur future
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