So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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