I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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