i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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