If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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