What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
