everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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