So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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