More tranny stories later!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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