I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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