u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
