And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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