Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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