Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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