can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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