I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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