Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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