When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You need a sexual gate keeper
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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