it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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