I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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