Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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