She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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