My brain says no but my pants say off.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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