alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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