Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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