You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
