why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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