at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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